Loser Du Jour...

The Loser Du Jour is an easy fuckin pick today, his name is Bud "Stale" Selig, the commissioner of Major League Baseball. How does Selig not lay down further punishment upon Mets closer Franky Rodriguez? This fuckin guy punched his father-in-law in the face, and repeatedly slammed his head against a wall in front of kids, girlfriends, and wives outside the Mets clubhouse. So what happens? The Mets suspend K-Rod for two fuckin games! Two! Are they fuckin serious? This guy assaulted his own family, and was arrested! And this is the thanks I get?!?!?! I ought to stick a shish-ka-bob up his fuckin ass, and make Selig fish it out! Ewwwwwww!!!!! What a loser! Selig should be the commissioner of Playtex! I'm waiting like patience on a fuckin monument for justice to be handed down! Gimme a fuckin break already! This guy bends more rules than the Catholic church! Enough is enough! I want these motherfuckin losers out of this motherfuckin league! Enough is enough!!! Somebody, quick! Get Selig a cranberry juice!!!!