Will someone get Jim Furyk a fuckin alarm clock!!! Unbelievable! How the hell does this guy oversleep this morning, and miss his tee-time for the Barclays Pro-Am? Can someone please answer this for me? This is Furyk we're talking about, not John Daly! He's the #6 golfer in the world for Christ sakes! Now he's been disqualified from the first Fedex Cup Playoff event of the season, taking place in Ridgewood, NJ. So what happened? The power ran out on his mobile phone!!! Incredible! Furyk is like the prick who walks around with a Virginia ham under his arm, but goes around crying because he has no bread! Get a life, Jimmy! You're a big fuckin boy now! Put your pampers away, and wake the fuck up! What a disgrace! Who shows up to the tee-box with no shoes or belt on!? Somebody get Furyk a down power-line, and let him suck on it! That oughta wake him up! 
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