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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Weekend Chowder!

Meet Montana Fishburne, the 19-year-old daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne! Woah! Montana is becoming a porn-star, and she doesn't give a shit what Morpheus has to say about it! I think this is a tremendous decision by Montana, who will now go by the very classy stage name of Chippy D! Her film is set for release at the end of the month, and it will be an hour long, so that's kind of disappointing. PricksRus was hoping it would be a four-hour marathon! Personally, I thought Laurence was excellent in "Just Cause," but I can't wait to check out Montana's, er, Chippy D's performance in "Montana Fishburne: An AList Daughter Makes Her XXX Debut." There's nothing wrong with pumpernickel once in awhile! Sit, Morpheus, SIT! Getcha popcorn ready!

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