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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #20


LSU Tigers

Losing is not an option in the SEC, and down in Baton Rouge things are no different. The Bayou Bengals displayed a putrid fuckin offense last season, as they relied heavily on their defense to keep them in games. The passing game was non-existent, and if LSU wants to get back on top of the SEC West, then they must improve in this area. Les Miles enters his 6th season as the head coach, and that 2007 National Championship is beginning to seem like a distant memory these days. There's nothing quite like Saturday nights at Tiger Stadium, where the ground has been known to shake it gets so loud. The Purple & Gold are boasting a serious 2010 Recruiting Class that was ranked in the Top 10 by Rivals.com, Scout.com, and the fuckin losers from Bristol Clown Community College. Uncertainty at the QB position continues to have the offense in flux, as sophomore Jordan Jefferson might not be able to hold off junior, Jarret Lee. The loss of seven defensive starters, and leading rusher Charles Scott, could end up taming the Tigers. An interesting note to remember is that Les Miles hasn't had his contract rolled over the past two years, and some are calling for his head unless LSU wins 10 games this season. All this after winning a BCS Title just three years ago. Such is life in the SEC...Geaux Tigers!

Player To Watch: LB Kevin Mintner, this prick is more explosive than my johnson after a web-cam session with Diamond Kitty!

LSU kicks off their season in Atlanta on Saturday night, September 4th, at 8PM Eastern versus a very dangerous North Carolina team.

LSU has a date with Ryan Mallet and the Razorbacks on November 27th, in what will undoubtedly be a key SEC West matchup.


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