The Loser Du Jour is none other than Reds second-baseman, Brandon "Loser For Life" Phillips! Congrats, Brandon! This fuckin guy goes out of his way yesterday to say hello to Yadier Molina of the St. Louis Cardinals in his first at-bat of the game! Is this guy that big of a fuckin loser! Prior to yesterday's game in Cincy, Phillips stated to the media how much he hates the Cardinals, and how they "bitch" about everything, and that they are a bunch of "little bitches." This is coming from a guy who hasn't won a single fuckin thing in his entire career! The Reds franchise alone hasn't had a record this good, this late in the season, since 1999! So what happens during the game? A brawl breaks out! Of course it does, and it's Brandon's fault! I guarantee Brandon is the kinda guy who wears No Fear t-shirts, and likes to build his own breakfast sandwich at Subway! Talk about a loser! I guarantee this loud-mouth douchebag is a fuckin Miami Heat fan! Gimme a break! Sit on a fuckin stapler!
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