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Friday, August 27, 2010

Breaking MLB News** - Stephen Strasburg**


Stephen Strasburg is heading to Costco right now, he's going to pick up some waters, while Mark Prior heads over to Whole Foods to pick up dinner! The Washington Nationals phenom will require Tommy John surgery after a Thursday MRI exam revealed a significant tear in his elbow. It's too bad the MRI didn't reveal the tear in his beanbag, because this prick is more brittle than Jamie Moyer's dick! These guys can't wait to cozy up and watch "Milk" in their bunkbeds!

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