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Friday, August 27, 2010

Rodman's Got A Rocket In His Pocket!

In a recent impromptu interview, Dennis Rodman claimed to have slept with over 2,000 girls! Unbelievable! Rodman's behavior rivals that of Tiger Woods and Wilt Chamberlain, but I'm curious to know which one of them plowed the hottest seafood. I think it's a pretty tight race between Tiger and Rodman, simply because these guys liked testing the porn-star waters, and that's always a wise decision in my pop-up book. Good for Dennis, the guy is flat out horny! Since when is that a fuckin crime! Rodman enjoys cavorting around with the finest gals in the country! He gives them the old, "I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my prick, don't make me pull it out!" Stay horny, Dennis! Love the sluts, and the sluts will love you back!

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