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Friday, August 20, 2010

Nenad Krstic Flips Out!

Hey, Nenad! Is that seat taken? Oklahoma City Thunder center, Nenad Krstic, flew off the fuckin handle over in Athens, Greece yesterday during a basketball game between his native Serbia and Greece. The Acropolis Tournament turned into an absolute melee! Nenad couldn't take the drama so he picked up a chair and hurled it at everybody! What a maniac! The only other time Krstic ever gets that mad is when "Nanny McPhee" is soldout! Haven't you heard of Fandango you fuckin loser?!?!?! Krstic has since been released from custody, and is roaming the streets of Europe doing his best Bobby Knight impression if someone does so much as dare look at him crosseyed! He doesn't give a fuckin fuck! Unbelievable! Hey, I'm just the messenger, folks, but what do I know, right? I'm the same guy who bartered his skateboard straight up for a porno on VHS when I was 12 years old! What a deal!

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