Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem was arrested for possession of grass on Sunday following a traffic stop in Miami-Dade County. Good for Haslem, he's probably the only cool fuckin guy on the roster! I don't see what the big deal is to be honest, all this prick was doing was cruising around in his Mercedes with his oven-mitts on! Udonis was caught with over 20 grams of marijuana!!!! Woahhhh! That's a lot of grass! The Heat forward is being charged with a 3rd-degree felony, faces a $5,000 fine, and a possible prison sentence of up to five years! Maybe by the time Haslem gets out of jail, Chris Bosh will be able to piss without having to use a pair of fuckin tweezers, bunch of fuckin losers. I rather audition for the gay-man's choir, than play for the Miami Heat!
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