Miami Hurricanes
It's all about the U! It's all about the U! It's all about those fuckin boys from Coral Gables this year! They don't give a fuckin fuck who they fuck, as long as they fuckin jizz all over those cocksuckin' Trojans! That means you Lane Kiffin! I think I'd rather eat guacamole out of Gabourey Sidibe's ass after she mowed down a few Tortadas, than listen to a word that fuckin jagoff has to say! Randy Shannon and company have quite the schedule this season, so I'm hoping the gals on South Beach have their legs spread, and clits wide open, because Craig Cooper eats Viagra for breakfast! I thought I said I like my ORANGE JUICE with some pulp!
Player To Watch: Jacory Harris, the 'Canes QB, needs to cut down on interceptions, the way I need to cut down on Brazzers.com!
Miami opens up Saturday, September 4th, versus Florida A & M, so I think I'd rather watch softcore! Maybe the feature film "Species" will do, and I don't even like Sci-Fi!
September 11th, the Hurricanes will travel to the Horseshoe in Columbus to take on the Buckeyes. This is an incredible non-conference matchup, so lets just hope Brent Musburger doesn't cream his fuckin trousers prior to that faggot dotting the I!
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