Loser Du Jour...

Plaxico "No Practico" Burress is a serious LOSER. We all know why this idiot is in the can, but this recent situation bothers me much more. The Giants signed Burress back in 2005, and this prick wanted the number 17, except that number belonged to Giants punter, Jeff "Fuck Off" Feagles. To make a short story shorter, Feagles and the former Spartan struck a deal! Burress would get No. 17 in exchange for having an outdoor kitchen built at Feagles's Arizona home. The problem? Burress, of course, never came through on his end of the fuckin deal! What a prick! What a loser! I bet this jagoff probably likes those loser lollipops they hand out at the fuckin bank or dentist! Those suck! What's this guy's problem? Honor the fuckin deal! Plaxico stole Feagles's number, so the punter even reached out to Plax's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, and Drew told Feagles that the issue is between him and Burress! It's unbelievable! Plaxico is the kind of guy who drills his dick into a bowl of mashed potatoes, and comes up asking where the gravy is!