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Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Day Has Arrived...


Have you ever thought about how all these hot-shot players like Kobe, Dwayne Wade, Lebron James, & Carmelo always say how they love playing at Madison Square Garden, it's their favorite place to play, it's the best place to play, the biggest stage, I love playing there, blah, blah, blah. It's all bunch of shit, because these jagoffs are too scared to sign up for 41 games at the Garden. Why not play on the biggest stage night in and night out? Who knows, maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. These players profess their love for the Garden, and then they sit on their fuckin hands! Make like Senator John McCain and put your fuckin money where your mouth is! Stay on that fuckin craps table! Sit and stay! Nestle! Maybe the Knicks will get lucky and ink Brian Scalabrine!

Jay-Z? This prick is acting like a complete fuckin fugazy! Here's an asshole that doesn't even go to Nets games!!! He goes to the Garden for Knicks games!!! Why? Gimme a fuckin break already! It's insanity! So what does the Nets braintrust do? They put up a fuckin cocksuckin billboard right next to Madison Square Garden!! Talk about a couple of pricks!
Chicago? No matter what Lebron would ever do in Chicago, His Airness did it BETTER. The frenzy is about to begin, and I can't take it anymore! The suspense! Here we go!

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