Welcome

We always like to remind readers that you should never go to bed with an itchy fanny, because you will wake up with a stinky finger.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Tiger Still Top Horndog!


Tiger Woods might have lost $22 Million in endorsements because of how horny he is, but that didn't keep him from still blowing away (no pun intended) the competition when it comes to the top-grossing athletes of 2009. Imagine that! Tiger drops tons of dough on sluts, loses tons of dough in endorsements, yet he still runs all the way to the piggy bank with his pants down, and Benjamin Franklin's falling from his fanny. Fellow PGA golfer, Phil Prickelson, came in a distant second place, as he only brought in a paltry $61.6 Million. Lefty's good-guy image isn't what we preach here at PricksRus, to say the least. Floyd "Money Mayweather Jr. rounded out the Top Three, as he raked in a cool $60.2 Million. Lord knows Floyd will need it to get his crazy uncle Roger out of jail soon. Just check out the Louis Vuitton fannypack!

No comments:

Post a Comment