Excellent conditions in Scotland have led to some brilliant early scoring this morning at the British Open! Rory Mcllroy fired a 63 today and is sitting pretty atop the leaderboard at -9. However, before Rory gets too comfortable up there, he better take a look at the heavyweights lurking over his freckled fuckin shoulder! Tiger "Horndog" Woods is currently at -5 par. The surprise of the day is the 1995 British Open Champion, and our personal favorite, big John Daly! The chain-smoking good ole' boy from Arkansas was on his game this morning, and I'd have to attribute it to him having his cereal in scotch rather than milk! What a play! What a move! Look at those fuckin pants!!! Keep it going, Johnny boy! Daly is in the clubhouse with a 66, sitting at -6 par!Thursday, July 15, 2010
Live From St. Andrews!
Excellent conditions in Scotland have led to some brilliant early scoring this morning at the British Open! Rory Mcllroy fired a 63 today and is sitting pretty atop the leaderboard at -9. However, before Rory gets too comfortable up there, he better take a look at the heavyweights lurking over his freckled fuckin shoulder! Tiger "Horndog" Woods is currently at -5 par. The surprise of the day is the 1995 British Open Champion, and our personal favorite, big John Daly! The chain-smoking good ole' boy from Arkansas was on his game this morning, and I'd have to attribute it to him having his cereal in scotch rather than milk! What a play! What a move! Look at those fuckin pants!!! Keep it going, Johnny boy! Daly is in the clubhouse with a 66, sitting at -6 par!
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"Horndog" is an excellent name for Tiger, and it should be how he's referred to on tour.
ReplyDeleteDan Hicks: "Horndog's got this tap in putt for birdie to end his round"
Johnny Miller: "This isn't a gimme Dan. Horndog clearly already has his mind on the intense beat sesh that he's about to undertake back in the clubhouse the second this round is over"
Let's be honest Pmac, I'm pretty much the perfect mix between Tiger and everyone's favorite Razorback John Daly, while you are some sort of fucked up concocktion of Vijay and Marcel "Carpe" Siem....
ReplyDeleteSit on it!!!!!