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Monday, July 26, 2010

Make 'Em Sit!


Tampa Bay's Matt Garza hurled the organization's first ever No-Hitter tonight at Tropicana Field, and he did it in style by retiring the minimum 27 batters thanks to a double-play in the early innings of the game. Garza is the kind of guy PricksRus admires, because he's an absolute hothead, who doesn't give a shit about what anyone else thinks. There's no question Matthew is heading over to Mons Venus for a little celebrating! MAKE 'EM SIT, GARZA! Make those gals sit on your face! You deserve it! Clams on the halfshell for everyone! Zimas all around!

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