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Monday, July 19, 2010

Who?

Louis Oosthuizen! Who the fuck is this guy? What a waste of a British Open and tremendous St. Andrew's venue, just so this fuckin loser could bring home the Claret Jug. Gimme a break with this fuckin shrimp, prior to this British Open, he had only made the cut at a major one time in his entire career. So what does he do? Louis decides to win in effortless fashion, beating Lee Westwood by seven strokes, in the largest margin of victory since Tiger "Horndog" Woods took home the jug ten years ago at St. Andrews. Hey, Louis, call someone who cares.

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