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Friday, July 30, 2010

Darryl Strawberry Opens Up Queens,NY Eatery!

Darrylllllllllllllllllll - Darrylllllllllllllllll - Darrylllllllllllllllll!!! The Strawman is black, er, back! Darryl Strawberry has opened up a restaurant in Douglaston, Queens, and he plans on serving up the best drugs, along with the best cuisine! What an idea!!! A few items on the menu really jumped out at me, such as the Deep-Fried Twinkies with Cocaine Ice cream & Strawberry Sauce! Mmmmmm mmmmm good! Or maybe we're not in the mood for dessert, and we're horny for some seafood instead, right? In that case, I highly recommend the Crawfish and Xanex-Cheddar Hush Puppies! Those are fantastic! However, when I strut into Strawberry's Sports Grill, I usually order my favorite dish, the 16-oz. Grilled Rib Eye Steak w/Fries & Creamed Marijuana. Delicious! What a meal! All in all, Strawberry's Sports Grill is a great place to bring your kids for some pure, unadulterated smut! Some real filth! This will be a fine establishment for many years to come, and that's why I give it TWO PRICKS UP!

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