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Monday, July 26, 2010

Gimme A Fuckin Break Roy!

Someone needs to tell Dallas Cowboys WR Roy "I SUCK" Williams to shut his fuckin mouth before I stick my elbow down his throat. Could this guy be any fuckin worse? I rather have a fuckin pool party with Jared Fogle pre-Subway, than carry this guy's fuckin equipment. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for respecting the veterans, but not a faggot like Roy Williams. Who does he think he is? If anything, Roy Williams ought to be wiping Dez Bryant's fanny after every time he pinches a fuckin loaf! Bryant is an absolute monster threat, and he'll be the prick lining up alongside Miles "Kardashian" Austin, not good ole' Roy-boy. Williams went on to say that maybe he'll just order a ton of food when he's out to dinner with Bryant, and that Bryant will obviously have to pick up the tab! Again, I understand there is rookie hazing, and these traditions have been part of sports since Moses wore short pants, but not with Roy fuckin Williams!!! Perhaps Roy should be more concerned with putting in extra work with Tony Romo, or studying film, or working on his routes, or hitting the weight room! Nope, not Roy, this fuckin creep is more focused on not having to pay for dinner or carry his fuckin pads. Get lost, loser.

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