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Friday, July 30, 2010

Strasburg To The DL - No Shocker Here...


The phenom known as Steven Strasburg has been placed on the 15-Day DL with shoulder inflammation? Please...More like twat inflammation if you ask me! Anybody that didn't anticipate this prick getting injured must not know shit about baseball, because this kid was a fatso back in high school, and he never got laid. Not even by himself! It wouldn't surprise me if Strasburg started doing some house-hunting with his pal Mark Prior, rumor has it they are more hot and heavy than Lance Bass and Lorenzo Martone these days. The Nats might not admit it, but they have to be nervous about this kid right now because it doesn't look good, and I'm usually an extremely optimistic prick. In the meantime, Strasburg can SIT!

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