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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Steelers Extend Tomlin...

The Pittsburgh Steelers have given Head Coach Mike Tomlin a 3-YR contract extension. Tomlin currently has one year and a team option left on his deal, but so what, right? Art Rooney wants to give him an extension before Ben "White Trash" Roethlisberger gets in any more trouble with the ladies. Let's be honest, folks, Big Ben could probably use a lesson from Leon Phelps these days! Anyways, congrats to Mike Tomlin on his newfound job security, and his striking resemblance to the character Amy from the critically acclaimed film, "Congo." PricksRus predicts a 6-10 season from the losers in Steel City...

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