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Sunday, July 11, 2010

Carmelo Ties Lala's Knot!


Carmelo Anthony held a star-studded wedding yesterday in Manhattan, that included a four-hour cruise on the New York Harbor costing 'Melo a cool $18K. Guests included Carmelo's best friend Amar'e Stoudamire, Ludacris, Spike Lee, Ciara, Hakim Warrick, and even Jim Boeheim! Was Kim Kardashian there? You betcha, no way Kimmy K misses out on a event like this, not to mention she's very close with Lala Vasquez. Lefag James was there, and he was dressed like shit as usual. I guarantee Lefag James is the kinda guy who likes to watch Scarface on TBS so he doesn't have to hear the curse words. I'd bet my fuckin tripod on that! Sit, Lefag! SIT! Sit on a shish-ka-bob, you prick!

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