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Friday, July 30, 2010

Steady Eddy!

A Chicago judge has issued an arrest warrant for the useless Eddy Curry. Curry has been to ask his limo driver to jerk him off, but this new allegation is another low blow (no pun intended) to the fat center. Worthless Eddy owes $660k, stemming from a settlement that was reached back in 2001 after Curry was arrested for banging and 14-year old broad. Curry is already in a ton of debt, and has barely even paid $200k of this settlement. This is unbelievable for a guy who makes $10.5 Million a year. I rather slam my fuckin prick in peach pudding, and rinse it off with 151, then spend one second with this Creepy Curry alone.

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