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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Stoned Simms!


Tennessee Titan's backup QB Chris Simms, 29, was busted in Manhattan early this morning for driving baked! Simms apparently was under the inlfuence of grass, and was caught driving in an apron! A red-eyed Simms slurred, "It's time to make the donuts," and continued to smile from ear to ear! Father Phil must be beaming with pride! Look out Buddy Valastro! There's a new baker in town!!!

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