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Monday, July 19, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


How about inept MLB umpire Phil Cuzzi! The only other umpire in baseball that had a worse day than Cuzzi did on Sunday would have to be our pal Jim "Loser" Joyce. Cuzzi needs to find another fuckin profession, perhaps being a prostitute would suit him better, because he blew the game for the San Francisco Giants against the New York Mets. Not only did Cuzzi blow a call at the plate, but he also acted like a big fuckin baby when hideously ugly Mets catcher, Henry Blanco, argued balls and strikes with him in the same half-inning. What the fuck was Phil Cuzzi doing in the 9th inning of the game yesterday? Maybe he was daydreaming about Harvey Milk, or maybe he just has his head so far up his fuckin ass that he hasn't seen daylight in years. Phil Cuzzi should be fined, and suspended for his actions yesterday, he was a fuckin disgrace, a complete fuckin Heat fan! I'm sick and fuckin tired of these jagoff umpires blowing games, get the fuckin calls right, or find another line of work. If Bud Selig had a dick, then he would punish this fuckin prick. Sit, Cuzzi, go call balls and strikes for Rosie O'Donnell's softball team instead.

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