I hate every country other than America, but this asshole really moves Scotland up the "to kill" list. I want Tiger to win and here is my preview of a perfect post victory press conference.
Stupid British Reporter: Tiger, what is the best part about this win for you?
Tiger The Hero: Honestly, fuck you.
SBR: Are you and your wife getting along?
TTH: She was a maid, I was Tiger Fucking Woods... How is that supposed to work? I am clearly better than her, plus I love Jewish women. Now she is just a two bit Swedish whore who used to do some swimsuit modeling.
SBR: I see.
TTH: No you don't, let me help you. (Tiger throws a cup of boiling Tea in his face and quickly strikes the reporter in the back of the head with a 5-iron.) Anybody else got fuckin questions? Fuck all of you! I am getting on my plane with 12 fucking pornstars and it is going to be around the world fucking love all the way back to Florida. Fuck Scotland, you guys don't even have an army! Am I supposed to be scared of those guys in Braveheart? THEY DIDN"T EVEN HAVE GUNS!!! Where's my trophy?
LET'S GO TIGER!!!
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