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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Breaking News On Lebron Announcement***

According to our inside sources, Lebron's televised announcement will take place in Greenwich, CT, an affluent suberb of New York City. Greenwich, CT is home to many athletes such as Allan Houston and Mark Teixiera, and the town is also very close to the NY Knicks practice facility. ESPN will have Jim Gray conduct the interview, so how great would it be if Jim's first question was, 'Lebron, did Pete Rose bet on baseball?'

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