Tiger: "That Little Prick Doesn't Belong To Me!"

Tiger Woods has completely dismissed pornstar Devon James's claims that he is the father of her son. Do we believe Tiger? No. Do we care if he's telling the truth or not? No. PricksRus believes Mr. Woods can do no wrong, so what if he's horny? Who isn't! It's not Tiger's fault James was showing him her littleneck time and time again! Doesn't she know Tiger loves shellfish!!! Who cares! We've been waiting for this fuckin paternity test since Moses wore short pants! Tiger has golf to play! He's got a Claret Jug to win this week!