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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Lifelong Loser!

Jhonny Peralta was traded by the Cleveland Indians yesterday to the Detroit Tigers. Apparently, the Indians want nothing to do with this creep, who uses the letter 'h' after the 'J' in his first name. Jhonny's parents spelled his name wrong on the birth certificate, hence the ridiculous 'h' after the 'J'. What the fuck were these idiots thinking? They couldn't possibly be that dumb, or could they? I know I wouldn't bet against it, but what do I know, right? Jhonny likes his parents the same way he likes his potatoes - BAKED!

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