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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


The Loser Du Jour is Lebron "Tool" James. Could this loser be any more of a fuckin diva? Talk about an absolute jagoff!!! This prick needs to go on ESPN tomorrow night to announce where he's going? He's taken this whole process to new levels of complete fuckin absurdity. Sources close to John Paxon's illegitimate son have revealed that Lebron will make his announcement from a gay bar in San Francisco or a lobster-roll shack in Provincetown! It's also being reported that Eddy Curry will be sitting on his lap during this fuckin trashpale, Johnny Wier, extravaganza! Their agent, Leon Rose, will be beaming with pride! What a mockery! What a typical disgusting display! Sit, Lebron! Light a candle, and sit on it!

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