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Monday, July 26, 2010

Loser Du Jour...

This award has to go to the Kansas City Royals entire organization after the absolute fucking thumping they took from the Minnesota Twins tonight. The Twinkies crossed the dish 19 times, en route to a 19-1 victory over the hapless serfs from Kansas City. Unbelievable. If I'm a player on the Royals tonight, then I'm hiding in a dumpster, and hoping it gets picked up. These guys probably can't sit down tonight their fannies are so fuckin red.

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