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Thursday, July 29, 2010

MLB Tradwinds...


According to multiple sources, the Astros and Phillies have a deal in place that would send the Mississippi native, Roy Oswalt, to the City of Brotherly Love. Reports are stating Oswalt would prefer to be traded to the Rangers or Cardinals, but terms can't be reached with those clubs. The addition of Oswalt could give the Phillies the best 1-2 rotation-punch in Major League Baseball, to go along with Harry Leroy Halladay. This deal has been agreed upon, and now it's all up to Oswalt to waive his no-trade clause and join a contender, or to be a pussy and stay on a team that's going nowhere. Either way, we're about to see who the real Roy Oswalt is. The feeling in my prick, is that it's only a matter of moments before we have the "Roy & Roy Show."

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