Look at this piece of primetime fanny we have this morning. Adriana Lima is an absolute fuckin 10, no bones about it (no pun intended). She thinks decaf is for pussies, and she never eats salad, she only tosses it. Lima despises omelettes at breakfast as she prefers to go the eggs overeasy route, along with some crisp bacon, and rye toast on the darker side. That's why it's called toast, and not warm bread. That's why I hit the tanning salon on 1/2 off Thursdays instead of waiting until fuckface Fridays! Who the fuck am I? Rockefeller? Fuhhhhggggeeeddddabbooouttttittttttttttttt!!!
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