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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


The New Jersey Nets have signed free-agent forward Travis Outlaw to a.....wait for it.......5-YR $35 Million contract!!! Woahhhhhh! That's a high price! No wonder why these fuckin owners are broke! Who the hell is Travis Outlaw? This guy is a poor-man's Trevor Ariza! $35 Million! A five-year investment! Outlaw is a seven-year NBA veteran, who has averaged 9.5 PPG & 3.4 RPG throughout the course of his career. He is a native of Starkville, MS, and was the 23rd overall pick in the 2003 WNBA Draft. Rod Thorn must be drilling too much Stoli with Mikhail these days...Awful! Great blueprint, you Newark Losers! Travis Outlaw is the answer for a team that won 11 games last year!!! Prokhorov must be saving the money for the strip clubs and Ashley Dupre!!!

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