I hope you're listening Stan Van Gundy! There will be no more fuckin mock-turtlenecks underneath your sport jacket this season or ever again!!! The NBA has finally done something positive, and they deserve a pat on the prick for it! Mock-turtlenecks have been officially outlawed! No more gazing at Van Gundy's bitchtits for three fuckin hours! Thank God! Look presentable, pal, act like you've been out in public before. Have some respect for yourself, and stop trying to dress like Rosie O'Donnell all the time! Grow up! You're a fifty-year-old man for goodness sakes!!! Put a tie on! I don't care if you clip it to your fuckin prick, just wear it, you dyke!
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