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Friday, October 29, 2010

Morning Tush!


Somebody must've slipped a fuckin Viagra in my Sanka, because my sausage is about as hard as it gets right now. Mayra Veronica is Reggie Bush's current girlfriend, and she has quite the rump. I don't think you have to worry about Mayra having pussy egg-beaters for breakfast either. This angel probably orders three eggs overeasy, crisp bacon, and rye toast a little bit on the darker side. Sausage? You bet your fuckin rear-end this bitch likes a good piece of meat between her buns! Sit on it, Mayra! Good morning on a Football Friday!

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