Fresh Nova Scotia LOX - 10/2/10!!!

Wake up! It's time to get ready for a fuckin fun-filled-football Saturday! If you didn't know me, then you'd think I had a fuckin giraffe between my legs, because I'm about as happy and horny as you can fuckin get right now! Call Paul Blart, baby! Someone needs to put this fuckin prick in the can, and throw away the key!!! I'm like a caged animal on Saturday mornings!!! Dustin Hoffman better get here soon, or else this prick will spread like poison fuckin ivy on your magic fuckin johnson!!!! Who's hungry!?!?! Who's fuckin horny!?!?!?! Who wants to make some Pillsbury fuckin DOUGHBOY!!!!! Now let's get down to fuckin business, and head over to the deli. I'm going to get a baker's fuckin dozen of egg bagels, because only losers eat those fuckin things! I don't deserve a normal bagel, I don't deserve a fuckin onion or a sesame seed after my performance last week! Only egg bagels for this fuckin prick! Find your capers! Slice the red onion! Spread the Philadelphia, and lay down the fuckin fish!!! It's time for some FRESH FUCKIN STICK YOUR PRICK IN THE GROUND LIKE AN EMBARRASSED OSTRICH NOVA SCOTIA LOX!!!!

Saturday - 10/2/10

Wisconsin (-2) @ MICHIGAN STATE. Wisconsin - BOOK IT!

Michigan (-10) @ INDIANA. Michigan - BOOK IT!

Virginia Tech @ NC STATE (+3.5). NC State - BOOK IT!

ALABAMA (-8) Vs. Florida. Alabama - BOOK IT!

LSU (-16.5) Vs. Tennessee. LSU - BOOK IT!

Stanford (+7) @ OREGON. Stanford - BOOK IT!

CLEMSON (+3) Vs. Miami - FL. Clemson - BOOK IT!

IOWA (-7) Vs. Penn State. Iowa - BOOK IT!

Nevada @ UNLV (+20.5). UNLV - BOOK IT!* (Best Bet)