Get A Clue Canseco!

Jose "Dickbreath" Canseco is at it again, folks. This fuckin flamer thinks the character of Kenny Powers, from HBO's "Eastbound & Down," is based on him! Is he fuckin serious? Get a fuckin clue, Jose!!! You're more Harvey fuckin Milk than Kenny Powers, you speedo-wearing cocksucker! When will this idiot finally shut the fuck up?! Not everything is about you, Jose, and nobody wanted to bang your ex-wife either! Not even that loser Alex Rodriguez would touch that fuckin tramp!

Texas Rangers pitcher, CJ Wilson, was asked how he felt about Canseco's claim: "Of course he thinks that. He probably thinks if the price of gold fluctuates, it's because of him."

The only cockfighting Canseco does is with himself! He's the type of loser that gets off on banging his own fuckin shadow! How the hell could this shriveled-dick prick ever claim the show is based on him? Have you ever heard of the man they call Sir Sidney Ponson?? Or how about everybody's favorite southpaw, John "Racist" Rocker??!! Break me off a piece of that fuckin Kit-Kat bar already! Enough is fuckin enough! If I'm Jose Canseco, then I'm drenching my fuckin prick in gasoline, sticking a carton of Pall-Mall's down my fuckin jorts, and lighting a fuckin match! Get fuckin lost, jerkoff!