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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Loser Du Jour...

The NY Yankees have signed Loser For Life Manager Joe "Metal-Mouth" Girardi to a 3-Yr contract worth $9 million. Girardi is 287-199 as Yankees manager, with one World Series title in his first three seasons at the helm. So fuckin what? This nerd is tighter than Mother Teresa's box! Hey Joe, how about you stick that black binder up your fuckin ass, you stupid fuckin fuck! The players don't play for this fuckin Steve Urkel wannabe! Ron Washington? Not only do his players play with passion for him, but they party with him too! Girardi just sits in the fuckin corner biting his little nails like the fuckin flamer that he is! I was hoping this cocksucker would wind up with the Cubs job, unfortunately those losers hired Mike Quade instead. I guess it takes a fuckin loser to know one! Yankees fans should be outraged at this decision, I know I am...Sweet braces you fuckin jerkoff! Bite this!

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