Some franchises take longer than others, but it's always well worth the wait. The Texas Rangers have won their first ever postseason series, and they will host the defending champion New York Yankees, Friday night, at the Ballpark in Arlington. The Rangers defeated the Tampa Bay Rays 5-1 last night, behind Cliff "Pale As A Prick" Lee. The only player in MLB more pale and stale than Cliff Lee is Jason Bay! How about Josh Hamilton? What the fuck was this guy doing during the champagne celebration? Pouring sparkling fuckin cider on himself facing the wall? How many lines of blow did Ron Washington do last night?!?! TBS analyst, Ron Darling, said prior to the game, "I was talking to Ron earlier, and he was fired up! He was already four inches off the ground!" Hmmm, interesting choice of words from Darling, who happens to be a Yale graduate! Either way, this will be an ALCS to remember...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Rangers Advance To 1st Ever ALCS!
Some franchises take longer than others, but it's always well worth the wait. The Texas Rangers have won their first ever postseason series, and they will host the defending champion New York Yankees, Friday night, at the Ballpark in Arlington. The Rangers defeated the Tampa Bay Rays 5-1 last night, behind Cliff "Pale As A Prick" Lee. The only player in MLB more pale and stale than Cliff Lee is Jason Bay! How about Josh Hamilton? What the fuck was this guy doing during the champagne celebration? Pouring sparkling fuckin cider on himself facing the wall? How many lines of blow did Ron Washington do last night?!?! TBS analyst, Ron Darling, said prior to the game, "I was talking to Ron earlier, and he was fired up! He was already four inches off the ground!" Hmmm, interesting choice of words from Darling, who happens to be a Yale graduate! Either way, this will be an ALCS to remember...
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