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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Breaking News: Marshawn Lynch To The Seahawks!


The paltry Buffalo Bills have traded their 2007 1st-round pick, Marshawn Lynch, to the Seattle Seahawks in exchange for a 4th-round-pick in the 2011 NFL Draft. Men like Marshawn Lynch do not belong in Buffalo, they belong in Alcatraz. However, Lynch will take his talents to the pacific northwest to play for Pete " The Cocksucker" Carroll. There have been numerous rumors that Lynch will be moving in with Edward Cullen and company, but he has yet to take his physical. He should have no problem adapting to his new environment...

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