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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Schmuck of the Century

Jim Hendry, General Manager of the Chicago Cubs.



My hatred for this waste of human life is well documented on this blog, but today is just special. Why is Hendry still employed by the Cubs? It is baffling and everyday he spends at Wrigley he seems dedicated to destroying the future of the franchise. Tyler Colvin is NOT a fucking prospect, he is just a regular guy who can bat .260 and hit 20 HR's very similar to Todd Hollandsworth. A prospect is some Dominican kid living in the slums of Santo Domingo who can miraculously throw the ball 101MPH... When you call someone a "prospect" you are implying there is something that will be special or unique about them in the future, the Cubs don't have any of those guys in the organization. Fuck Jim Hendry, and fuck Mike Quade, and fuck Tom Ricketts, and fuck Crane Kenney, and fuck any of the other cocksuckers making decisions on Addison. The Cubs will "accept bogey" next season and win between 70 and 75 games with a payroll of 145 million dollars... The Pricksrus editorial staff would do a better job, and that would be a Nova Scotia Lox bet of the fucking week.

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