The 2010 Fall Classic begins tonight out in the city by the gay, er, bay. The San Francisco Giants take on the Texas Rangers in what should be a very evenly matched series. However, there's just one problem, not many people will be tuning in. PricksRus guarantees that this World Series will have the lowest tv ratings in MLB history. Why? A wise man once said, 'that's the way the cookie crumbles.' Tis' the nature of the beast, small markets equal even smaller ratings. I'm not saying these two teams don't deserve to be here, or that they suck, I'm just simply stating the sad reality of the American public when it comes to tuning into sporting events. Tim Lincecum squares off against Cliff Lee tonight in what should be an instant fuckin classic! Personally, I think there are plenty of great storylines for this particular series. The Texas Rangers and Ron Washington have become a national story, just take a look at Charlie Sheen's latest escapades! He was doing his best Ron Washington impression! Tim Lincecum? Nobody smokes more grass than this prick! What 2-Time Cy Young winner do you know that can get as baked as The Freak? Little Timmy runs around his mansion with nothing on, but oven mitts, and an apron that reads "Kiss The Prick" directly on his crotch! Hey Timmy! Is that a churro underneath your apron, or are you just happy to see me?!?! Brian Wilson? This prick doesn't just use Just For Men on his beard, he drinks it too! Josh Hamilton? What can I say, the guy loves a good bottle of Schweppes! In the words of the great Puff Daddy, "Pop Champagne Like We Won A Championship!" Buckle up, folks! It's gonna be a BUMPY ride!!! No pun intended!!!!!!The PMAC Pick? Giants in 6 - BOOK IT!
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