Manny "Pencil-Prick" Pacquiao is apparently having his worst training camp ever, according to his trainer Freddie "I Smoke It Down To The" Roach. Pacman is set to take on Antonio "My Gloves Are Harder Than My Dick, But I Drink Virgin" Margarito, on November 13th down at Dallas Cowboys Stadium. Why is the fight in Dallas? Margarito couldn't get a boxing license anywhere else, except the lone-star state. I'm telling you right now that the Tijuana Tornado will win this fight. He's bigger and stronger than Pacquiao, but he's also a lot hungrier. Think about it, wouldn't your tummy rumble if all you ate on a daily basis was pussy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Welcome to my world, folks! Pacquiao is dealing with a left heel injury due to wearing dress shoes too much!!! Can you believe it?!?! Congressman Pacquiao's mind isn't on boxing, it's on politics! What a fuckin loser! Get a life, Pacquiao! You're not even a fuckin senator for Christ's sakes! You might as well be the mayor of Loser Fuckin Island! Population 1, and the mortgage rates there are the highest in the fuckin universe, so good luck finding a place to stay! It rains Miami Heat fans, and snows murder-mystery dinners! So get a fuckin CLUE, you fuckin shrimp! Wash your hair, and act like a fuckin man, or stop wasting Freddie's time! He's got brownies to bake!Don't forget to tune into HBO's 24/7 Pacquiao - Margarito. It airs Saturday nights at 10:30 ET. Extremely well done show...You can always catch it on HBO On Demand, or throughout the week.
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