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Monday, October 11, 2010

Loser Du Jour...

All out of Collins Mix!!!! Was that Todd Collins under center for the Bears yesterday or Clay Aiken?!?! Wow! If this fuckin loser doesn't wear denim on denim, then who the fuck does!?!?! Todd had a day to forget down in Charlotte, as he went 6-16 for a grand total of 32 yards, with 4 INT's! The sick thing? The fuckin Bears won 23-6!!!! How is that possible?! Perhaps the Carolina Panthers should be receiving this prestigious award! The Bears need to cut this fuckin prick asap, because if Cutler can't quite recover from his concussion, then the Bears will be in some serious fuckin trouble. Seriously, where's Jamarcus Russel when you need him? How about Akili Smith? I'm sure he's looking for a fuckin job! Go coach cheerleading, Collins! You fuckin LOSER!!!! Better yet, give Shane Falco a buzz, he's got more upside than fuckin Todd "Tickle Me Elmo" Collins!

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