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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Lights Off!

Turn out the lights, because the faggot-party is over!!! The San Diego Chargers plan on cutting ties with Shawne "Shriveled Steroid Weeny" Merriman once he is eligible to come off IR. What else do you expect from a loser who was in love with a piece of trash like Tila "Twisted Twat" Tequila? If Merriman is searching for a loser, then all he needs to do is look in the fuckin mirror, and take the tampon out of his ass, because he's the fuckin mayor of Tool City, USA! Merriman had 39.5 sacks in his first three seasons, as he broke into the league in 2004. Do you know how many sacks Merriman has since 2007? Four! Have another vodka-cranberry, Shawne! Nobody likes you!!!

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