It's A Motherfuckin' Football Friday!!!

Knock fuckin knock! Who the fuck is there? It's me, FF! FF who? Football fuckin Friday that's fuckin who!!! Here we fuckin go!!! The juices are flowing today, baby! We have a major sports-filled weekend on the way, featuring plenty of pussy, pigskin, and partying! Fuck the office, I'm heading to the package store asap! Give me all your fuckin O'Douls before I pump your guts full of lead, cocksucker! I'm having a fuckin Football Festivus! And nobody is invited!!!