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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Loser Du Jour...




Stick a fuckin prick 'em! The Dallas Cowgirls are done! Welcome to the Jon Kitna show, baby!!! I think I rather watch something by that faggot Tyler Perry, than waste my time on the Loserboys! The NY Giants got some Big Apple revenge down in Small D last night, as they ran off 31 unanswered points before taking the foot off the pedal in the 4th quarter, to hold on 41-35. The final score does the game no fuckin justice though, and if you don't believe me, then you can ask Tony Homo! The Cowboys quarterback will be out 8-10 weeks with a fractured clavicle, and a herniated clit! You should've stayed home and watched 'Hawaii Five-O,' you fuckin loser! This just in, according to the Elias Sports Bureau, 70 teams in the NFL have started 1-5 since 1990, and none has ever made the playoffs. Good fuckin luck, losers!!! The Cowboys have about as good a chance of making the playoffs as Mel Gibson had at keeping his role in the upcoming 'Hangover 2,' ZERO! Take a hike, Mel! Take a walk, Cowboys! I rather dip my dick in a volcano, than be a Cowboys fan! Thanks for coming out, losers!!! Vito called! He wants his closet back!!!

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