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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Morning Tush!


Jessica Alba is a hot box of rocks, and all she wants for breakfast is my cock! Woahhhhh!?! I guess I'm a little too juiced up this morning! Or maybe I just woke up on the wrong side of the fuckin loveseat! Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man? I'll spread my butter on Alba's fuckin muffin, I'll tell you that much! Delicious!

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