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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Lucky LunchBox!

Hot lunch coming up! Playboy's Ms. September, Olivia Paige, 19, is serving up hot pastrami sandwiches today! The best thing about these sandwiches is that you insert your $5 directly into Olivia's fanny, and then she dispenses a nice, hot pastrami sandwich right out of her snatch! The rye is a tad soggy as you can imagine, but I'm not one to cry over some extra flavor! Serve it up, Olivia! Let me slip my tongue in your tuchus!

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