ALCS Game 3 Tonight!

Hey, Ron Washington! Tony Montana called, he wants his coke back! Sniff this, you fuckin prick! The ALCS is tied 1-1, and the series has shifted to the Bronx for the next three games. Clifford "The Pale Ghost" Lee takes the bump (no pun intended, Ron) tonight, and he'll be opposing Andy "Sweet & Dandy" Pettitte. Yes, folks, it's a battle of southern southpaws, and it should be an instant fuckin classic. Cliff Lee has become Mr. Postseason over the past two years, as he's now 6-0 with a 1.44 ERA for his career in the month of October, when the games truly matter. Andy Pettitte? He's had his share of postseason success as well, but tonight will undoubtedly be his biggest test yet.

Much speculation has been made of Cliff Lee's cap in recent days, as he has a large white spot on the bill of it. Yankees fans need not to worry about this, because it's just some blow. There is no resin or anything illegal on his hat. Nothing to see here, folks!!! Tune in tonight for Yankees-Rangers Game 3!